Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

All my homies hate the U.S. government.

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically