IDK My BFF Jill

my nipples are hard. but finding the right renters insurance doesnt have to be

the catholics can have a little protestantism as a treat

damn right alien piece of shit (i would be so racist to aliens)

the fact that aliens are just demonic apparitions that adapted to modern society to trick people gives this comic so much depth

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

world heritage post

Now look how Bernie came for his whole hairline like that

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

Art

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

it’s giving too much. he wants to do numbers on tumblr so bad

Well Imma give them to him, cuz that jacket fucks