"Stay perfectly still, baby, while I get to work on wrapping you up nice and tight. I'm gonna use this silver tape to make sure your smooth skin stays untouched and you're completely immobilized on this counter. Don't worry about a thing, I've got everything planned out for our little adventure. Just a few more layers of tape and we're almost there. I'll even cover your pretty little head with a little bag, making sure your hair stays perfect, and then secure it with more tape... mmm, perfection! We're so close to finishing our little game. All that's left is for me to place you on the ground and carefully tuck you inside the black suitcase I brought along."

This has become carved into my memory since I first saw it.