Happenstance

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

I was going to say, holy shit her doing all those things in stilettos.

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

tripped in front of the entire royal court carrying soup fuck my stupid squire life

i love you rice with some bullshit

actually prompted me to climb out of bed and make rice

Like you do need to recognise sometimes that a person is not picking up your social cues and adjust your communication style accordingly. If someone isn't understanding you then you need to change up how you're communicating and not just say the same thing over & over.

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

I hope you guys are also being kind to people you don't wanna fuck.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself