Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 2
Papyrus (Undertale)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
COME ON! WE GOTTA HELP PAPYRUS OUT FOLKS!!!
DEAR READER

tannertan36
Stranger Things
AnasAbdin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
Today's Document

Product Placement

titsay

roma★

blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.

if i look back, i am lost

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Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
RMH

ellievsbear
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 2
Papyrus (Undertale)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
COME ON! WE GOTTA HELP PAPYRUS OUT FOLKS!!!

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݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ VOTE SANS 2026 ⋆.˚⭒⋆
the fight for the true king continues...
I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.
Been playing the HECK out of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, and I wanted to share the UTMV boys I’ve added to the island so far!
Swap Sans was the very first one I did, and the most recent one is Nightmare. Still can’t believe I haven’t done Fell Sans yet, lol.
Also, here’s a bonus of Killer and Dust going on a vacation and Killer’s cat photobombing them, lol
UPDATE:
Check out the new lads I added!
Bonus of the Error boy content in the void, reading a self help book:
Been playing the HECK out of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, and I wanted to share the UTMV boys I’ve added to the island so far!
Swap Sans was the very first one I did, and the most recent one is Nightmare. Still can’t believe I haven’t done Fell Sans yet, lol.
Also, here’s a bonus of Killer and Dust going on a vacation and Killer’s cat photobombing them, lol

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Here at the premiere of Iron Lung at my tiny local theater! Show is sold out, and I’m super excited!!!
IT’S TIME!!!!
Edit: GO SUPPORT THE 2025 CHRISTMAS PARTY!! The tradition lives on!
that furry husband of the year tweet gets more more and more fucking embarrassing every year from the sheer lack of variety alone
40k likes on this btw 😭. is this the only type of furry you know . isn’t legoshi 17 in the beginning of beastars too hello 😭😭😭😭😭
Okay…look. I don’t even GO here, but like…
Y’all just got fucking SONAR this year.
The fucking sexy man bat who can actually become more man or more bat given your tastes. He’s charming, charismatic, funny, and intelligent. He’s great! Sure, he doesn’t decide to go vegan and bring a homemade meal to a woodland critter Christmas dinner, but at least he has a fucking personality. And a fucking job and financial means of supporting you, which should outright make him husband material.
Again, I don’t go here, but whoever the hell made that original tweet is just ignoring the quality goods sitting right in front of them.
Hey y’all! Just got all caught up on a FANTASTIC fic, “10 Skeletons With 1000 Years to Go”, and now I’m in desperate need of some new reading material.
Some of my all-time favorites include “Like Comets In The Night”, “For The Forgotten Ones”, “Sans Tumbles Through The Multiverse”, and “Stowaway Bitty”.
NO Fontcest or Frans. NO Yandere or Stockholm-esque fics.
I’ve seen and read a lot of the stuff this fandom has produced over the many many years, but I’m always looking for hidden gems to check out. So PLEASE! Help a gal out and expose her to the best fics you’ve got!
This game means so much to me... Happy anniversary Undertale!! And thank you for everything.
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ITS FINALLY TIME
This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):
Ok, so here is the croissant that started all this mess:
When asked about what kind of animal might it be, the woman said: "It's this, oh, what is it called... A lagun!"
The devil works fast, but The Krakow Animal Welfare Society works faster:
They already made a merchandise with an illustration of the lagun - they posted information about it on Facebook on Tuesday evening and by the Wednesday morning everything was already sold out.
My university professors are so delighted about this story that they are writing tons and tons of limericks, moskaliks and lepiejs (those two last genres are very popular, ridiculous and humorous types of short poems, in last decades popularized by Wisława Szymborska) and posting them on official Facebook pages of our university departments, and I am dying of laughter.
Important update on the story: owners of cafés and bakeries in Kraków realized that this wonderful idiocy that took over the country could bring them profit and help animals, and started selling croissants labeled as laguns: i.e. Massolit Café & Bakery is sending 10% of income from selling laguns to the Krakow Animal Welfare Society. Thankfully laguns are selling like hotcakes and bakeries don't plan to stop making them, so the story that started and could quickly die as just another seasonal nonsense transformed into a tool for helping small, helpless, vulnerable creatures, far less dangerous than vicious lagun.
This is how cyptids get started.
So to clear the air since there seems to be a lot of confusion about this online, and I just dug down this silly little rabbit hole: the person was NOT referring to an iguana.
No, the mistaken creature in question was in fact…a silky anteater:
This is a translated excerpt from a Polish article about the entire story:
“It has a light brown color, a croissant shape, can fit in the hand and sits on trees. This is not the famous "lagoon" from Krakow, but a real animal that resembles an imaginary creature - a silky anteater. It is a relatively little-known animal - it was not until a few years ago that it was discovered that it was at least seven species, not just one, as previously thought.
"Lagun" from a local curiosity became a global sensation - the media around the world wrote about the funny situation that happened to the animal defenders from Krakow and the creature that turned out to be a croissant.
Many tried to assure what kind of animal a Krakow resident could see in a croissant. It was speculated that the "lagoon" could have been a iguana. Meanwhile, Facebook user Wojtek Kocołowski pointed out that it resembles a real animal that lives on trees, but should not appear in Poland.
The silky anteater is the smallest anteater known to us. The charming animal curled on a branch can indeed resemble a "lagoon" - smaller individuals can fit in the hand, has a pointed mouth and a light brown, yellow or biscuit coat. In addition, he lives on trees, having on their branches like a croissant from Krakow.”
And when you look at pictures of this lil guy…yeah. It’s easy to see how someone could mistake a croissant for it. Much easier than someone making that mistake with an iguana.
Also, they’re just so freaking adorable, I love them.
So hopefully this addition will help spread the word about the truth of these cuties.
The Official 2025 Tumblr Sexyman Contest Round 3
Luigi
Sans
Listen, I love Luigi, but he’s not my king.
VOTE SANS!!!

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The Official 2025 Tumblr Sexyman Contest Round 1
Dr Phosphorus
Slenderman
Listen. Anyone who knows me knows my heart is Camp Sans all the way.
BUT.
I cannot believe the massive heartthrob that is Doctor Phosphorous is losing to FUCKING SLENDERMAN. It’s probably because hardly anyone has watched the show he’s from, which sucks.
But like.
Please guys. Don’t let him lose like this.
Also you motherfuckers better vote for Sans or we’re gonna have ISSUES.