Who knows anything?

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Fuck I scrolled on but this is going to be living in my head so fucking much why did you have to show this to me I will never be free

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

it’s exactly what I thought it was.

It has been, 500 years.

THIS IS MY JAM

I got the giggles from this

All rise for the National Anthem

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.