im just a kid and my life is a nightmare

i love remembering that snowbaz are canonically married and thinking about how they names are now. simon snow salisbury-pitch and tyrannus basilton grimm-pitch-salisbury? i honestly think a lot about simon adding the cadwallader or not to his name... this leads to a much deeper discussion about how he feels about davy and its very complicated bc simon truly loved him but is also aware of how bad he was so i dont know if he would add his dad name, and also dont know if he would add the grimm too. now for baz, i think he loves simon so much and he definitely added his surname, but he also loves the impact of the 'grimm-pitch' at the end so i think he would keep his name as tyrannus basilton salisbury grimm-pitch.

ilya mic’d up talking with his teammates about recipes he’s been trying recently and tricks he’s been trying to teach anya. and shane mic’d up barely having something that producers can actually use because of the amount of swears

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

one time in highschool this guy showed me a vintage coke necklace (empty) and i thought it was cool and i like vintage things so i told him i thought it was cool. the next day he asked me if i wanted to see something cool and he showed my a baggie of coke and my genuine in the moment reaction was of visible disappointment and to say “aw man i thought it was going to be another tiny bottle”

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

This is what 22 year olds on Tumblr are like

Me but I’m 25, like genuinely, wtf happened (aside from COVID I mean)

It always baffles me when people think Shane would be constantly annoyed by Ilya's antics and bravado. Like, Shane? Shane Hollander? The same man who started salivating when rookie Roz said he was going to score 50 goals? The man who gets so hard over Ilya sexting him right before a game that he could storm into the visiting locker room and ride his man right there? The same Shane Hollander who happily accepted a blowjob while his best friend tried to have a deep and genuine conversation with him about his wife's difficult pregnancy? Nah, that dude is a peak enabler who loves his asshole husband.