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Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry
artemis !!
goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries
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In the persertmis au, how would they be mythologized? Would it be favourite campanion, lieutenant of the hunters, her lover, just her best friend or maybe all of them depending on the city-state?
i feel like it would be very location and time based, at least in written sources since they were mainly written by men who didnt want women to get any ideas, but their bond is very often referenced in romantic context, in an achilles/patroclus kind of way
(also, some people got confused, and there was a kind of short lived cult that shipped selene and perse. i do not think i need to disclose the reason of its short life)
their temples are also often placed close to one another, and usually there's at least one depiction or sculpture of the other in their temples, with a couple of exceptions here and there (eg, perse's temple in athens, bc even if athena gets over it she would NOT stand to have artemis' likeness in her baby owl's first and main temple after she "perverted" her)
it also helps that sappho wrote a lot about them in an "where can i find me a girlfriend like that" sort of way. homer also wrote that, despite Apollo’s attempts, the athenide always preferred artemis' company over her brother’s. Artemis has been rubbing that on his face ever since it came out, while apollo sulkily considers smiting the dude
pertemis athenide au!
athena: omg artemis my precious baby owlet has been asking me what a maiden is exactly she's going to become one of us i can feel it in my bones
artemis:
what did you mean the new characters were crucial in Kronos' defeat and without them Percy couldn't do it??? what do you mean Rick??
im sick and fucking tired of all the posts I see about the show, specifically about that “i’d burn Olympus down for you” scene or whatever percy said to annabeth. Its so fucking unrealistic for percy to say. He is 13, a 7th grader. No seventh grader, not then and definitely not now, would EVER say such bullshit to anyone they like. Sure, would it work for 17-18 percabeth??Yeah. But not literal middle schoolers. You guys are under spells
Literally so many problems with the PJO show could have been solved if it was a cartoon.
Terrible cgi? Animate it, then it's uniform across the board
Grey, bland "realistic" sets? Animate it, then the Underworld can be as colorful as Wonderland
Actors aging past their characters? Animate it
The "best fitting" actor not looking like their character? Animate it
Percy's sarcastic wit in his narration not translating to screen? Animate some thought bubbles or blurbs, or give him a little chibi like Lizzie McGuire (iykyk)
Stiff fight scenes because they're child actors limited by bad choreography? Hire the team from ATLA or KDH
Lacking diversity in the color grading between the mortal realm and the fantastical mythical realms? Animate it and exaggerate those features
PJO is middle-grade fiction built on wacky mythological monsters, campy puns and humor, whimsy, and some pretty cool battles.
Literally handed to the ideal hypothetical animation team on a silver platter.
But noooo. Cartoons are for children(?!?!) and aren't edgy or dark enough and live action is inherently superior and more Mature.
Meanwhile Disney can throw a billion dollars at a production and yet it still looks like it was filmed on a Disney Channel sound stage.

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Do you guys think about how the moment Percy was casted as blond, blue eyed boy his poverty wasn't mentioned, his abuser became a comic relief, the media calling him a delinquent and a terrorist was removed and camp never excluded him? Because I do, a lot
if demigods were allowed smart phones the very first contact percy would make with any of the greeks in SoN would be sending thalia a video of him using the 12th legions eagle to shoot lightning and smirking into the camera. no words spoken. no context given. she's crushing her phone in her hand as she watches it.
What makes this even funnier is that she is in the middle of looking for him. And he probably had to do it from a random phone he ‘borrowed’ (stole).
exactly she's been freaking out trying to find him for MONTHS and after this she just texts back "stay missing"
pertemis athenide au in which after perse athenide's presentation on the solstice artemis pulls apollo aside panicked as fuck and straight up tells him he cannot have the pretty fountain lady. she is hers. she WILL throw punches if needed
apollo is very offended in the sibling way of "I SAW HER FIRST" and artemis is very "I DONT GIVE A FUCK SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I'VE EVER WANTED, STEP ASIDE" and they have a bit of a competition, but Apollo’s attempts are kind of fruitless bc perse doesnt like cocky, arrogant men, but she might just appreciate an overconfident woman with an appreciation for mortals and fellow women
(tldr, i believe if percy is to be a woman, she'd be incredibly lesbian about it all, especially for taller, charming and sort of muscular women)
What if everyone thought Perse faded, but in actuality, she travelled back into the future, which is awfully similar to fading.
Everyone's shocked when she just pops back into existence in front of them.
i mean, yeah! perse is the same kid who lived through all the percy jackson books, and then lived through the athenide's life, faded, and then came right back to where she left. she had to endure all of the prejudice that came with looking so much like the athenide just to find out that she's the athenide, that all of the wonderful things people said about this goddess, they were saying about her
i love thinking of perse when she gets her memories back bc it's just so wonderful to see the reunions.
in the pertemis ver, my hc is that perse told artemis some odd phrase for her to remember "when she came back". artemis is very confused abt wtf she means but remembers it nontheless.
and right after the giant war ends, perse tells her those exact same words, and right as shes trying to process perse tells her "if you dont come down right now and kiss me i fear i might actually permanently fade"
and there's no one as fucking dramatic and wonderful and with those looks and tone that wpuld say that but her lover
so artemis does as one does and goes down to mortal height and kisses the shit out of her, full making perse lean down with perse kicking her leg out and shit
athena fucking loses her mind, hugs her like she might just slip out at any given moment and perse reminds her she's not her only daughter here, and athena just hugs both her perse and her annabeth bc what the fuck her baby is here and she's with her other baby and they so fucking wonderful-
i havent fully worked out Poseidon’s reaction but know he is filled with both grief and so much happiness bc the seal pup is finally fucking home
i may be sitting on a kind of controversial opinion but im lowkey scared of ppl hating me

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athenide au (pertemis) in which perse sings artemis the cups song (when im gone) and artemis is just really confused about it bc what languange is she even speaking until english becomes a language and she wants to fucking die
Imagine if the gods actually need to consume ambrosia and nectar not to starve (even if they won't die of starvation) and the first sign of a demigod straying too close to divinity is that mortal food is not enough for them and they start feeling hungry all the time until they finally get a bit of ambrosia or nectar
Yes, I'm thinking about Percy
In fact, I'm thinking about percy's hunger vs
his ability to consume more ambrosia than the average demigod vs
the fact that as a mortal he still has a limited amount he can consume without dying vs
the idea of his hunger getting bigger and bigger until the amount he has to consume not to feel the effects of starvation is genuinely dangerous even for him
Idk I just like the idea that you can only get so close to divinity bf it becomes a bad thing and it starts clashing with your mortality. If your power is on the same level as a god (points at the akhlys scene) then maybe you should start to consider whether your mortal body can stand it without consequences.