Sanji: Gotta have a brain to know how to read.
Zoro: Hey! Fuck you! And for your information, witch. I can read. I'm—what did you call it, Chopper?
Zoro: Yeah. I'm dialectic.
Chopper: Not what I said at all.
Zoro: Well whatever. I can read, I'm just slow and it's hard to figure out most words when the letters jumble and change all the time.
Nami: I want you to tutor him. Aside from Robin, you're the fastest reader on the ship.
Sanji: Now, I mean nothing by this, Nami-dear... But you sure you want me to tutor this idiot? I can't guarantee we won't fight.
Nami: It's fine. Zoro promised that if he instigated a fight he would owe me money.
Zoro: She forced me to promise that against my will, just so you know.
Nami: Anyway, while you tutor him, make sure you stand close over his shoulder. Like reaaaaaally close. So close you can feel each other's breath. That's how he learns best!
Sanji: That's an odd way to learn...
Zoro: No it's not, it's perfectly normal, so shut up, let's start the first lesson, I'll meet you in the library.
Sanji: This is just a ploy to make us kiss and get together isn't it?
Nami: It was his idea. Just go with it. I think it's kinda cute.
Sanji: You know I would kiss him if he would just ASK, right? I'm not the same guy I was 2 years ago.
Nami: Yeah, I know. You let everyone know. You're "bi as fuck", to quote you directly. Now get up there and let him pathetically flirt with you!
Sanji: Yeah, yeah, I'm going, just let me grab my lip gloss first...
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