no one here gets out alive

Artist: David Esquivel

Jill Stein: Socialist hippie. Enough said.

Gary Johnson:1. Supported going to catch Kony because of a hashtag campaign (https://www.antiwar.com/blog/2012/04/12/gary-johnson-libertarian-candidate-is-out-of-his-element/)2. Supported a federal marriage amendment (http://reason.com/blog/2011/12/02/gary-johnson-comes-out-in-favor-of-gay-m),3. Doesn’t believe in religious liberty and wants to force Christians to bake cakes for gays(http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/438505/gary-johnson-religious-liberty-black-hole),4. Really doesn’t believe in freedom of association at all to the point of believing Jews should be forced to bake cakes for Nazis(http://independentpoliticalreport.com/2016/04/gary-johnson-jewish-bakers-should-be-forced-to-bake-nazi-cakes/)5. Constantly tries to pander to Bernie Sanders supporters and SJWs by saying he agrees with them on almost everything(http://www.mrctv.org/blog/gary-johnson-claims-libertarians-agree-college-professors-and-bernie-sanders)6. Called Clinton a “wonderful public servant”(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIxJicyjLLE)7. Supports a student loan bail-out(http://www.mrctv.org/blog/gary-johnson-will-consider-lowering-student-loan-interest-rates-if-elected-president)8. Wants to force restaurants to display calorie counts(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IACfHiO8xGc)