that shit doesn't fit bro. it sticks out like a sword thumb. it's like a scared pig in a round hole
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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shark vs the universe

Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
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titsay
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ

oozey mess

if i look back, i am lost
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Cosmic Funnies
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that shit doesn't fit bro. it sticks out like a sword thumb. it's like a scared pig in a round hole

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I wasnβt gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of donβt care and thatβs not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so Iβm just walking around at work rn like βnah not much going on hbuβ
As a βdark humour is my coping mechanismβ person I would describe this feeling as βchildrenβs birthday clown with a flashbang grenadeβ and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating
Man with the power to end any conversation
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed βfudgersβ to βmeanersβ
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE
why be radically exclusionary abt queerness when you could be radically inclusionary instead. let's inflate the numbers. let's become the majority. the sky's the limit
"we can't let just ANYONE call themselves queer!!" what are you talking about. I'm steepling my fingers and gleefully cackling every time we Get Another One and you should be too. lock in.
being an intersex person who isnt a waifish hairless elf devoid of any visible sex characteristics i honestly think if i was a fictional character id be denounced as a transphobic stereotype
when intersex people have mixed sex characteristics and hormones π€―π€―π€―π€―π€―π€―

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Calvin and Hobbes - Itβs July Already
something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum
Phil Hale
*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* itβs like a legal form of texting while driving
i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty
heres kinda what i mean

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Illustration from a 1941 advertisement
Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit
A once-in-a-lifetime shot β the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. π π
change does not come from a place of comfort
I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I donβt know what you are talking about
When someone likes the thing you made for them

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taking my jestosterone bc iβm a fool
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