Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Claire Keane
macklin celebrini has autism
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almost home
Xuebing Du
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
NASA
hello vonnie
if i look back, i am lost
Love Begins
EXPECTATIONS
shark vs the universe
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I wonder if there are eridian teens out there making human-sona’s once grace gets well known on erid. What would they look like…
Giving their humansona cool scars in very random places, “That one on his armpit is because nobody watches him sleep and so the monster came and got him”
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Homo vs. Hetero from Life in Hell by Matt Groening, 1983
"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"
-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves
Am I missing extremely important context
Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy
following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting
once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business
I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
I mean, I do like spiders
what?
@pangur-and-grim
This reminds me of the people who made a VR experience of the famously lethal Nutty Putty Cave, but because some people aren't afraid of enclosed spaces and it's a horror game, they give the option to add spiders
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A underrated moral panic is the UK government's deep and enduring hatred of ninjitsu. From the days of video nastys banning nunchucks and shuriken from the media but not touching depictions of any type of weapon people actually have or use to Keir Starmer promising to ban ninja swords to solve knife crime, famously committed primarily with replica Japanese swords, forever. There are still presumably people with ASBOs for pretending to be Naruto in 2004, when Tony Blair executed a raid on the servers hosting Real Ultimate Power and declared once and for all that Britain will not stand for dishonorable stealth combat no matter how many shadow warriors are sent by Brussels
I grew up with teenage mutant hero turtles on the TV because they didn't want to say the n word on television aimed at kids
Okay, never expected to see someone say "the n word" and mean ninja, but with Britain everything is possible
People are going "really" and. Yeah
Not only did they change the title for the UK, but it censored the American show too, bc they got tired of having to cut out scenes of Michelangelo using nunchucks & replaced them with a grappling hook in later seasons.
The fact that this cover censors nunchucks, and the word "ninja", but is perfectly fine with the kid's comics heroes using KNIVES AND SWORDS paints a interesting picture of the priorities here. There was, specifically, a widespread moral panic against nunchucks, which ran so deep they cut a scene from TMNT II where someone spun sausages in a way too akin to nunchucks. Love how that article can't even explain why they were obsessed with ninja weapons, since nobody actually knew how common they were at the time. They just leapt to banning this sick filth in the proud British tradition
It should be noted this isn't the permanent UK name, it was just the name in the 80s/90s. Mutant Mayhem came out over there are Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, not "Hero"
Okay so I was trying to find out more about why nunchucks. A relatively obscure weapon that's hard to use and more likely to hurt some random kid using it than anyone else
Apparently the ban was just something they did pre-emptively after Enter the Dragon came out, and it was enforced by a censor named James Ferman. Who cracked down harshly on weapons like nunchucks and shuriken, but did nothing to touch, like, normal knives and swords and guns
I thought cutting someone twirling sausages like nunchucks was absurd, but apparently he was so fanatical about it he demanded they cut a shot from the Dragnet movie...bc you could see nunchucks in the background on a Enter the Dragon poster
That piece quotes a writer named Justin Wren who points out the elephant in the room: they were fanatically banning...what was probably the least violent weapon in the cast, versus the big stick, the literal sword, and sai, which I have been corrected are pronged metal batons you can stab people with and not knives. Apparently by the time the film came out everyone on the British Board of Film Classification besides Ferman agreed: that focusing on them over more dangerous weapons made no sense
Apparently he wanted to prove nunchucks were super dangerous, actually, so he pulled some out at a meeting and swung them around and promptly managed to nearly strangle himself. When told no one had used nunchucks in a crime in years, he attributed this to his own ban on them in a movie about turtles
So there you have it: it was all the result of one film censor who imposed his ridiculous crusades on British film as a whole. Who couldn't tell the difference between a sausage and nunchucks and thought kids couldn't either. Who...released David Cronenberg's Crash with zero cuts or censorship???
Remembering the British film censor who despised nunchucks to such a degree he would shred scenes to pieces to cover up a image of them on a poster in the background. It literally wasn't even prompted by anything. He wasn't even worried about kids hurting themselves trying them out, like he did, he just thought Britain was due for a massive wave of ninja crime and he heroically stopped it
my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.
M3GAN was everywhere a few years ago and now her series' spinoff film is getting a delayed release on digital. They had a perennial Halloween costume and Horror Icon (TM) on their hands and let her go. They probably should've gone with "make another slasher sequel but more camp" as a strategy rather than switching genres completely
Jason Blum spoke from his house about this, saying: "We all thought Megan was like Superman. We could do anything to her. We could change genres. We could put her in the summer. We could make her look different. We could turn her from a bad guy into a good guy. And we classically over-thought how powerful people's engagement was with her." Which is a both a very weird assumption to make about a slasher villain, and also not how Superman works. Very famously a character who looks the same, is a good guy, and occupies the same genre every time
man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw
No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared
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Walking around the city and punching people til they die cus its fridayyy
I will stab you
Little old me ? Whats your problem
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating
this post has genuinely helped me so i used it as inspiration for today’s hand lettering practice
Tire Dragons are my favorite magical beasts.
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joy is stored in the tire monster!
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my writing gland is purple and swollen
my friendship gland is black and shriveled
