just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,

Ariana fans are so interesting to me because 90% of her fanbase is like gay men and straight women who’ll photoshop pictures of her at events with the makeup they think she should be wearing and caption it “see she looks so much better this” and it’s like okay so you don’t even want to fuck her but you still feel the need to exert complete ownership over her body and/or believe she somehow owes you the exact performance of femininity you think is most acceptable

If glinda and Elphaba were a real couple it would be the kind of dynamic you often see with straight couples where the girlfriend goes online and makes this video like “all the reasons I hate my boyfriend” and all the comments are like “yeah your boyfriend sucks and you should totally dump him like yesterday, why are you even telling us this?!?” And then the girlfriend makes another video where she’s like “how dare you I love my sucky ass boyfriend you don’t understand anything about our relationship.” and Glinda is the boyfriend in this case