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the thing is ilya’s mother did disappear and his sibling hates him and his father tells him he shames him…. welcome back prince zuko

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

still not over the fact that for five years my dad though Kylo Ren was named Ky Lorenz

for a good chunk of my life i thought Han Solo was named Hans Olo

star wars people are funny ive seen the phrase "anakin 'there were no signs' skywalker" several times and it never fails to make me laugh. he was so violent. they let that dude own a laser sword?

there is a scene in the clone wars show where someone asks "which of you will become a stone-cold killer" to two characters, neither of which are anakin. a millisecond after that line is spoken, anakin basically apparates out of thin air and kills the guy. Awesome.

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

I HC that Sidious put him in upper management specifically to make that hate flow. He looked at Jedi Anakin and thought to himself: what does this guy like? Jumping out of moving vehicles at 30,000 feet? Well, we won’t be doing *gestures at all of Anakin* that. Put this guy in an office.

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

I’ve been here the whole time.

Choosing to believe that Kallus is taking his turn as stay at home dad while Zeb goes imp hunting for enrichment. Also thats Kallus' leather jacket he's wearing.

this really brings me back because my two friends at the time had seen the movie and knew the whole song and i hadn’t seen the movie and didn’t know the song so they would go around singing it together and i felt left out so i would go cry in a corner by myself. for context i was maybe five

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place he’s been is based, actually

And if I said I cried a little seeing MPP's wedding ring on her finger as she grabbed the cup—