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I cant keep learning news like this
The First Painter
Heroes say goodbye to Tony Stark in Avengers: Endgame deleted scene
…they said, you know, like a liar

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KING OF ASGARD
Let’s fight.
What’s the worst household chore? Clearly it’s doing laundry.
non-cat owners: “ah, gee, i’m not sure! the laundry is always a pain, and dishes aren’t fun either… i am also not a fan of wiping mirrors down…”
cat owners thinking about that damn litter box:
Don’t own a B-tier pet then bitch
don’t you ever fucking talk to me like that again you absolute fucking shithead bitch, don’t you ever think that you can get away with saying some purely dumbass shit like that and think you can avoid the damn consequences, let me tell you something kid, you have crossed a major fucking line this time and you got me fucked up if you think you are going to get off from this with any sort of warning, if you think i have an ounce of damn mercy saved within the blood in my body for YOU. let me tell you exactly why you’re the biggest fucking nutcase i’ve seen in my notes all week. first of all, you done fucked yourself three ways to sunday when you thought you stood a chance against me at all! secondly, you not ONLY decided to bring your smelly garbage ass into my notification feed, you assumed you had any damn opinion worth a grain of salt and decided WITHOUT WARNING to bring that shit onto MY blog, where my sweet unassuming eyes had to read it for myself! but most importantly of all you went after not just my cat or any person’s cat, nah you went after the whole ass species, and for what reason… for NO REASON!! “b tier pet” bitch let me tell you something, you should know ALL ABOUT what being b tier means. you live it and there is no excuse for you not knowing what does and does not qualify as b tier, you should be in the library of damn congress with a dissertation done as an autobiography of your life and what it means to be b tier. i bet even siri forgets your name sometimes, i bet when you go to pick up some taki’s and corona’s (lol) at walmart they gotta send the manager over… like “oof sorry buddy you sure you’re supposed to be here…?” i bet you think you got yourself a rolex on you, bitch it’s actually a faux-lex, and the worst part is, it don’t want nothin to do with you, not a damn thing! even the watch can’t stand this shit man. how’s this gonna work, startin shit you can’t finish, just like your damn discription, or the header, or an icon bitch! crusty! real silly of you, but when i beat your head into a mushy pulp and sauteé it and serve it to my cat for sunday brunch you won’t be fucking laughing
This is …qwhite a read…
Are they ok??
rats fighting then forgetting why
Rorschach’s Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll whisper “no.” Watchmen (2009) dir. Zack Snyder

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Photo from Portland Pride 2019 © The Oregonian
[Photograph of a man dressed as Captain America, from behind with his shield on his back, waving a rainbow-striped American flag]
I was at Portland Pride, and y’all don’t even understand this man’s power. This photo is from the back, so you don’t see the perfection of the outfit, the chiseled jaw, the truth of his incredible shoulders-to-waist ratio, the reflective aviators.
It’s a still image, so you don’t see the confidence with which he walks. He KNOWS he’s the shit. We were walking in opposite directions on the sidewalk as he was getting into position for the parade, and I short circuited. This man is FINE, and he knows it.
You DEFINITELY don’t know that one of the drag queens who was calling the parade, when he walked by, stopped mid-sentence and said, and this is a direct quote,
“Sir, that absolutely is America’s ass. I probably shouldn’t say that, but it’s true.” Every single person in the crowd who was even a little bit attracted to men whooped and clapped at that truth.
This man is my hero.
Turns out they use neutral pronouns—see: starcaptainyork on Instagram. Here are some of their pics from facebook (easiest to screencap), featuring the aviators, front-view, and confirming Cap-appropriate jaw line:
York Bezbozny is a Pride treasure.
CULTURAL ICON
@karanan
York👏Bezbozny👏is👏America's👏Ass👏👏
whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog
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