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Everything is about gay sex especially if it isn't about gay sex because if it isn't about gay sex its about the absence of gay sex and the absence of something is only the shadow of its presence. So.

please stop asking me how i'm doing, idk i'm ignoring it

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to

she wears short skirts, i have the high ground

it’s over anakin, i’m on the bleachers

the most important thing they don't tell you about being gay is that as soon as you have any creative control over your appearance you will start dressing like one or more of the muppets

i am an overly emotional unemotional clingy but distant private person who likes to overshare at any moment and i'm still trying to figure out how that works.

you ever see shit that makes you think “i know i’m very online but i’m not online enough for this one”