instant inspirations

Antifa soldier with trophy (2047)

no little german crewmate dont go into electrical

oh mein gott zees is ein electrical full of impostorventen !

masculine women save the earth....

I love that when the press asked ava gardner why she married frank sinatra scrawny ass she was just like yeah hes hung. Like a fucking horse

my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

Oh my fucking God lmao

Jim Henson drew the first sketch and was like "yeah that's fine"

and he was right!!!

this reads like a @the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck post.

I’m sorry sir, won’t happen again.

Let’s play a fun game called ‘is this person I don’t recognize on my dash someone I accidentally followed, or a mutual who changed their url and now I can’t recognize them’

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

There was a financial crisis

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name

if low-rise pants have a million haters i am one of them . if low-rise pants have ten haters i am one of them. if low-rise pants have only one hater and that is me . if low-rise pants have no hater, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against high-waisted pants, i am against the world. i love #highwaistedpants till my last breath hope this helps

At least tumblr doesn’t censor us to the point where we have to say “seggs” and “unalive” I guess