if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

ok I'm standing up

me when i'm the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site

Anxieties! Attack!

WAIT NO

No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!

❗Pro tip: You can think about gay sex on the clock. It's free and they can't stop you.

you know what? fuck you. *unionizes your salt*

hmm. well this was supposed to say uniodizes but i guess im a champion of the salt working class now

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

Need it to be understood that whenever I have m/f ships I ship them in an explicitly bisexual manner

it's het to YOU. i know them personally.

Bug

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

going to therapy y’all want something

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years