thot crimes

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

i’m crazy and the worst part is i’m not even free

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

imagine hating me and im just in my room straight up sobbing