thot crimes

It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

"do you have insta?" i have an address where u can send flowers and love letters

no sex before you're tumblr mutuals #abstinence

sex is between a tumblr mutual and another tumblr mutual. anything else is a SIN

hiiii!! there is still time btw 💖

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife