True gaymothrat has never been tried

just rolled a joint in traffic, and i’m a GIRL!!!

Jungle

free me immediately

I spent $40,000 on plastic surgery to become the "human lumiere"

badgoku14’s still got it

It's not helpful, necessary, or fun for anyone except you, to pop in like "akfually fun science facts! ☝️🤓 water evaporates naturally just the same in almost every non-airtight regular room temperature environment, and the machine only produces dangerous levels of electromagnetic radiation when it has been turned on, so if you never plug it in or press the power button, you technically speaking can dry a freshly bathed cat by putting it in the microwave!"

the visibly erect therapist, one hand on The Button and the other mysteriously absent: f-f-fine. okay. fifteen,, fifteen more m-minutes. but if you keep fucking edging me like this i'm gonna mark your gender dysphoria as Cured