Just your average tumblr gremlin

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

"i asked chatgpt—" well i went to the river bubble and asked palamedes sextus and he told me to read his erotic fanfiction.

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balance

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

The convergence 

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

fuckin real omg

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

date of origin: april 2nd, 2013

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped