Griddle of the Strong Gay Arms

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place he’s been is based, actually

this email could have been a clit sucking

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

Gideon the Ninth ass post.

literally we are not free until all women can go topless the same as dudes

WHAT THE FUCK IS NONCHALANT 😭😭😭 i was built to take a sword through my chest for you

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

happy its friday im a bug friday!!

I fully thought this was about being an archaeologist, excavating and cleaning bones, until the very last word.

The Locked Tomb is a story about one girl's body being passed around by a bunch of souls like a blunt

fuckin real omg

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"