meh

Five years later, this reads like someone’s dying note in a survival horror game.

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

^^^

This is an official anti-JKR post

The book is 1984, which is neither. It's anti-authoritarian, which tells you a lot.

Ya know, sometimes I wish the joke *didn’t* write itself.

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

Watching “The Fellowship of the Ring” for the first time. Yes, really. Gandalf’s tits are smaller than I was led to believe