isn't sleeping supposed to cure the tired sleepy? and yet

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like “if you don’t turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU” and he didn’t so i did.

tatiana maslany did not flawlessly play 49 twins in orphan black for marvel cgi to do her like this

That is the cutest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen

Stance

representation matters

IT’S LITERALLY JANUARY 2ND IN THE YEAR OF THE TIGER WHAT THE FUCK

2016 was also the year of the Monkey

New rule: if you’re old enough to know what you are doing, zoos should just let the animals kill you if you fuck with them.

I second the new rule.