asian gf

He makes you send him pictures of every meal to make sure you’re eating. He will always respond to each picture with comments of his own, like “good 👍” or “vegetables? 🙁”

You find out that he tracks your location after receiving a disapproving text the day you decide to skip lectures for an impromptu day trip to another country. You don’t even bother asking how he knew when your classes were, he probably got your timetable from his network of informants

Somehow, he convinces you to not disable location sharing. By implying he would put an honest to god tracker on not just you, but also on your friends. It’s a joke, you think. But with Konig, you can never be too sure

He buys you a meal prep subscription box to make sure you always have food available in your fridge

He also orders vitamins and supplements for you because he wants you to stay healthy

When he can, he stalks the weather forecast and will send you reminders to bring your umbrella, or to wear sunscreen

This man will beg you to send him photos. Any kind. Of you on the way to school, you studying in the library, you doing your laundry… he loves to see your face

He religiously tracks your cycle, and will have a care package delivered to your doorstep when you’re on your period. A scented candle, a pack of chocolate coated nuts, a cheesy greeting card with bad puns, like “You’re the Berry Best” with an image of a strawberry beside… You want to tell him off for treating you like you’re extra fragile, but well, it’s a sweet gesture

He keeps track of your deadlines, and will ask for progress updates

He gets social media to stalk your posts. Gets weirdly competitive about wanting to be the first like and comment

He thinks about buying you a Fitbit or something so he can track your activity levels and make sure you’re not cooped up in your room all day. But perhaps it’s best if he waits for you to cool off about the location tracking thing first…