the compost pile

that boy aint right. none of them are right. get them

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

getting a jobjob from a water cooler with big pronouns

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

gay people have access to a secret second internet where everybody’s always posting bad-luck-brian memes but they’re weird and sort of scary

cozy game is such a weird term to me i feel like it gets applied to so many genres. life sims farming games rpgs survival games strategy games. i saw someone call dont starve a cozy game. i feel like the vibes of dont starve are quite possibly the opposite of cozy actually.

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

reblog to fire a medium laser

there isnt a single thingle that could save you from my wrath

i need to mention that while i did get a lot of planning done for a possible neverending legacy rework in the last few days i'd like to dip back into that audio program i've been making before i get started on any big game stuff. rationale being that once it's usable i can produce all the sound effects my games will ever need and ooo perhaps low-bandwidth in-browser sequenced music too

particularly excited to no longer have to rely on other people's software for audio stuff. please i just need to reinvent one more wheel. just this one wheel and it's gonna be so good it's gonna be the best wheel because it's gonna be mine #mywheel