as in Kingdom Animalia...

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

Gonna add to this real quick and also say that you shouldn't say or imply that we're 'oppressed' here and/or that we need to be 'liberated'. The region is not a monolith and neither are the people, but they overwhelmingly do NOT want foreign interference here. The Iraqis are still traumatized by the things the US military did to their civilians. There are no 'good guys' in war, and anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something.

whole american economy rn is like, ai, gambling, and ozempic

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell

It's better to admit that you fell for the Lying Machine lies than to believe you are better than anyone and say "actually I can tell when it's a Lying Machine because of *characteristics often found in the writing of neurodivergent people, non-native speakers, and other assorted weird folk*"

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3