Garnet Daggers

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

Not gonna lie, I now want to buy one for the sole purpose of watching people flail about trying to make it stop.

I want to make this the candle for a bunch of drunk party people and watch the chaos ensue.

There are many animals I expect to see in caves, but I can confidently say that this was not one of them.

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

Filed under: Things I Was Not Prepared For

this post came into my house and killed my family in front of me

Really a big fan on how this movie was not a "Technology bad" it was "Monopolies and companies abusing technology to grow their empire bad"

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

official boob post

doing my part against climate change by. not having a driver's license