We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

Look when I bet $100 on Kalshi that you "weren't gonna make it" I was merely hedging against how sad I would be in that case. If anything it's a sign of how much I care

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

Sure everything is twice as expensive as 3 years ago but at least we also didn't beat covid

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.

permission to remove all variations of the word “raw” from tumblrs vocabulary?

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except you gordon ramsay anything for you gordon ramsay

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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

I learn so much on this website