wild card, bitches!

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

I've been worried ever since I was born

my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..

I got put on the acephobia blacklist for reblogging a joke about the grinch not jerking off

Good luck getting into grad school now you bigoted piece of shit

being dana scully would be so funny. you ask your work partner where he’s going and he says “off to water the seeds of doubt” and hangs up on you

i enjoy the simple things in life like sleeping, daydreaming, ignoring reality, listening to music, being delusional, recklessly spending my cash and being a disappointment to my family

a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do (masturbate and fall asleep)

[ID: a photo of a plush cow with the text “it’s going to be okay but it’s going to be different.” end ID]

fragment of god found on an abandoned flickr account