not a hockey blog

I hate having a ‘‘‘‘‘‘bibliography’’’’’’. is it not enough to write 2500 words of my own totally subjective opinions using only the primary source

there are two wolves inside of you. one wants to be flashy and irresistable. the other doesn’t want anyone looking at you ever again.

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

I sent this into a group chat once and a guy flipped out at how my sense of humor is horrible and kicked me out of the chat