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The worst part about tentacle porn is you only have two feet

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The worst part about tentacle porn is you only have two hands

#tentacleporn

#tentacleporn #deep thoughts

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Christopher Eccleston in Shallow Grave (1994)

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ENDLESS EWAN McGREGOR (3/∞)

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Actually wait hold on what about Vergil? What about HIS pp? I can’t just not know Itsuno please his penis is mysterious and I must have it solved

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I’m disappointed I’m not the first person to think of the hashtag

#schrodinger’s weiner

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Rishi Sunak? More like Rishi New Sack. Cause I be sucking on his BALLS so hard that he’s gonna need a new ballsack after I’m done with him.

#British #politics #funny #can i put my balls in your jaws?#rishi sunak #rishi #sunak #cock and balls #suck my balls #balls

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casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

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But I’d settle for a VERY greasy man too

Call my shawty dumbledore cause she the head master

You’re my buddy, sure, but cum patriot? Yeah I don’t think so.

#cum #butter’s gooey white juice #you can be a feminist and still hate Taylor Swift #america #can i put my balls in your jaws?

Why don’t people ask good questions to boring people? Like why are would you rathers so rare? I just want to contemplate things I would never think to and I’m not given enough opportunities. I thought up some for all of you.

People who skip intros to TV shows when given the option: Why do you? Did one show’s intro ruin intros for other shows by being so much better than all of them? Are you just a very anxious person?

People whose phones die all of the time: What’s your favorite bit of your phone dying? Is it that you have a believable excuse to get off of the phone when you’re bored? Is it that you’re forced to take a social media break? Is it that whatever person tracks your location is unable to?

People who speak English as a second language: What do you think the prettiest word? What about the ugliest? Why did you have to/want to learn a language?

I’m so tired

#qna #fun #questions #boring people #interesting questions #would you rather #whimsymaxxing

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Oh you can’t play an instrument? Do you even know what a Dsus chord is? Is your favorite musician Ed Sheeran? What’s it like listening to music and enjoying it?

#music #musician #songwriter #I haven’t enjoyed in a while #time to find the whimsy #funny

Why are people freaking out over “Steamboat Willy” becoming public domain? I mean I watched the whole thing shit’s mad boring. I truly can’t understand how it wasn’t free to begin with.

#steamboat willie #can i put my balls in your jaws?#public domain #can iiiiiii

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reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

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2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

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This post is scandalous.

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reblogging because ashley cant.

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If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

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If you scroll past this

I am going to assume

your name is Ashley.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Anyone who says “inexplicably” is a bad storyteller.

#storyteller #inexplicably

“Rakishly handsome?” What are you going to do to my rake?

#funny #random #deep thoughts #silly

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It makes me sad that the best Doritos have already been invented.

#capitalism begets innovation my ass #tell me then #how do you innovate a cool ranch Dorito #you can’t