i’m projecting my periods cramps onto them
happy pride month!! we are sharing in the pain
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Love Begins
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Xuebing Du
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cherry valley forever
RMH
KIROKAZE

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The Stonewall Inn

trying on a metaphor

pixel skylines
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
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i’m projecting my periods cramps onto them
happy pride month!! we are sharing in the pain

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I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
I am consistently delighted by @justcakethanks eridian welcoming committee comics, and I *HAD* to do something with their template lmfao, I love these little guys!!!
Decepticon!Prowl: Cycle 62. Friend
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Plot twist: Jazz 100% knew how to fix the flyt’s [Green’s] wing without assistance ✨😏
[is Prowl having a crisis about this little creature treating him like he’s a living organism instead of an emotionless war machine-? Mmmmmm-maybe~ ✨]
so hiccups are a human thing right?

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has the "ship grace with everyone ever" blunt rotation hit the eel hive mind yet
This now has a sequel post hehe
Unstoppable force meets immovable object 2 (wip)
First / Next
Yes, i'm continuing this comic.
this came to me in a dream
Backrooms y/n
Is litte funny
The Honorary Fifth?
@bird-in-the-space
So I propose to Bird about Unicron giving Y/n powers, and you know what powers they wanted?... Toonforce, and then you shipped yourself to the Lost Light for silly adventures and 4th wall breaking.
You basically got the powers of Doctor Who Toymaker and Mr. Ring-a-Ding. To be fair, you just wanted to be the "Silly guy" Compared to your four older siblings
We also brought the Idea that Famine and Humanity are viewed as "Twins" by the Older Harbingers, given that humanity and Famine are like the babies of the family, but back to the fact that throughout time and History the ONLY one who can ever go toe to toe with A father is...The eldest daughter(I know that as an Elder "Sister" myself)
It was all fun and games until Big sis found out that Father gave you the powers of a god. She set the trap for a meeting with you in your new form at the family dinner with everyone...
Death*Slowly turning her head to look at the three harbingers + you* Kids. bed, now. I want to talk to Our FATHER
Unicron*Blinks frowning, looking at the his four youngest playing with their food, Nervously* No, kids, stay...Please stay
Death: Go.
Unicron: Stay.
Death: Go!
Unicron: Stay!~
Death: You go!
Unicron: Conquest, stay!
Death: Now!
Unicron: War, don't move!?
Death: You go!
Unicron: Twins, stay!?!
Famine & Toon!Y/n*Both are guided by Conquest and War along with the minion staff*...
Death: Get out of here!
Unicron: Don't leave ME!?!
Death: You get outta here!?!
The three harbingers + Toon!Y/n at Unicron -
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So imagine with me...
You have all this power in your palm, but you just use ot to make your friends laugh, be silly and cute in your adventures, Musical numbers following the toon laws...You never get mad that someone underestimates you or calls you a joke...
So when you're standing in the Lost light with the dead bodies of your friends you made in your journey, with the DJD pushing Megatron to KILL again against his WILL...
You decided, seeing the Carnage and Despair around you, that maybe these guys needed a new friend instead of a leader, you would be HAPPY to play with them...FOREVER
So when the DJD hears "family" laugh to associate all the harbingers, the screens crash out to show all their wanted posters till only the letters " Harbinger " shine, which is viewed all over the ship, to announce that a harbinger is around them
All the DJD see is you, the lost light "Pet" in their optics, but something Eerie is emanating from you. You are just standing there at the end of the hallway when you start to tap dance and end with a smile, greeting them
Nickle: W-What does that mean?... what's going on?
Tesarus: Harbinger...
Tarn: The God of chaos has Harbinger's...
Toon!Y/n*Looks at each and every one of them and gives them a Court bow*I AM Y/N!THE HARBINGER OF IMAGINATION! I AM THE DAZZLE IN THE HEART OF CHAOS PANTHEON AND THE GLEAM IN THE EYES OF THE MAD~
Toon!Y/n: "I" am the last thing before you FALL into the abyss
And the lights slowly explode one by one till only ONE light shines above them, and suddenly you have a piano and sing to them
You put them through their OWN torture methods they instilled on others, but something they can't comprehend is why they can't DIE. You then tell them you cannot kill them as the rules bestowed upon your powers don't allow that. Toons can't kill, but boy will they WISH for death...
When they see the fragmented Image of Death beside you, it's not to SAVE them from your little "games." After all, you invited your Dear sister for her to lend you the souls of all of the DJD Victims...to join in for brainstorming new games~
Now that you made it aware to cybertronians that...Unicron has a "fifth harbinger", on the loose...and you are not what everyone expects, I mean, this is you and your siblings side to side-
@witherlove
@aurox031
@tinyfroglove
@bird-in-the-space
@realitysilverfox82

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Y/N: So, what do ya think? Good idea right?
Daryl: Whatever floats your titanic
Y/N: The Titanic sank.
Daryl: Yeah, just like your IQ did when ya came up with that idea
the archer & his bird - daryl dixon x clingy f!reader
part 1 - trees - wrd 1.7k series master | next
see ml for warnings & info - ps i dont edit shit if you see a mistake IM SORRY if you don't know how to or are not capable of climbing trees, surprise yes you actually can.
Three stories high, supported by a cluster of branches, you stared down at the man in leather. He circled the oak tree three times and still hadn’t given up. It’s where your tracks start and end, but you were nowhere to be seen.
To find for later cuz it’s good
Imagine the bots with a human who has asthma. Ratchet would not let them go outside if he could.
Look. Ratchet can understand parts not working. He gets that things break down or maybe weren't built right. And really, when put in the context of the meager human lifespan, we get decent enough usage out of our parts before they start to break down. He's seen bots with fuel pumps that don't work like they should or faults in their construction that go on to do further damage. None of that is new to him. None of this is unique to humans.
No, the infuriating thing about humans is how utterly impossible we are to repair! You mean to tell him that, technically speaking, they could give you new working lungs but it's so risky that they don't even consider "sometimes my lungs constrict and stop taking in oxygen at all. It makes me cough so hard I throw up and might genuinely kill me" to be a severe enough condition to be worth it?? He understands that spare parts are rare, pits below does he understand, but to him that should at least get you put on the waiting list! This is a problem that you could permanently solve- the answer is right there! But no- the plan is to just manage it for life and pray!
So yes, he's a bit of a worrier, sue him! He can't help it when he's fully aware that if something goes wrong, he's even less equipped to deal with it than he usually is since crashing on this awful planet! He'd worry a hell of a lot less if this was something he could easily fix. Then he could just berate you for being thoughtless and wasting his time!
...he cares, I swear! This is him caring! He's always reminding you to keep your puffers with you take them when you need them, but... yeah he's still Ratchet lol
Here’s some doodles for the fanfic Third Wheel by @bibliotecaria-d :D it really made me laugh and gave me everything I could’ve wanted out of a smokescreen fic (I LOVE spy type characters)
let me be the bug in your pocket pleeease

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Simon just wants to eat in peace man.
I finished reading a fic called The Patron Saints of One Way Trips! such a fun read hehehd
There's actually a lot of scenes that really stuck to me but I was in the mood for drawing Grace geeking out about Simon