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(I mostly just do whatever I feel like on here, as this blog is a me zone, I do many things in my spare time, not just writing. Such as, but not limited to: Making Collages, Reblogging Pretty Art, Ect... So there'll most likely be other hobbies and things strewn about here and there other than writing from time to time!)
Hello! You may call me Orange. I enjoy writing things that make people happy and that help distract you from your real life drama and stress, I hope you're able to enjoy your stay here and unwind with some good ol' reading material and a big ol' cup of tea! (Or whatever beverage you prefer.) :)
I most always have multiple things in the works at a time and if I'm not actively working on them, then I'm slowly building up to them and hinting to later projects subtlely in my writing... So keep an eye out!
Just to clarify, I made this blog for me, not my readers. I've noticed a hefty amount of people base their schedules and writing solely around their followers and sort of succumb to peer pressure and demands.. that will not be happening with me. I don't really care if you read my silly, goofy, little one-offs or not, I write for me first and my reader's second, always. Occasionally I'll ask what they want as a kindness because I have a lot of time and would like a new challenge, but that's about all you're gonna get from me. I write in a style I hope everyone can relate to and enjoy, and I always hope it brightens someone's day, but it's for me first because I just enjoy taking part in it and simply doing it. I will not ever be taking requests since I view that entire system as incredibly toxic and seemingly exhausting to anyone whom I've ever talked to that does it / anyone I've seen do it. I just wanted to leave this here in case anyone happened to be confused about this blog and the way it functions! I hope it helps! :]
And because people keep asking, yes, you may reblog this post, if you'd like! I've yet to make a proper separate commission post, so if you'd like to support me, reblogging this one is just as good and is very appreciated, even if not needed. :) Thank you to everyone who was wondering, that's very sweet!
What I write:
Fluff (Lovey-dovey mushy stuff, The best way I can explain it is: Stories with 'Good Feels' in them.)
Domestic (Pampering, Personal Attention, Super Fluff, Settling Down.)
Comedy (Humorous Antics and Jokes.)
Raunchy (Language, Sexual Jokes, Rude Humor.)
Hurt / Comfort (The best way I can explain it is: When someone is in a bad mood and gets comforted in some way.)
Mild Angst (Verbal Altercations, Physical Altercations, Aftermathes of Extreme Violence, Brief Triggering Topics such as PTSD.)
Mild NSFW (Suggestive Material, Making Out, Almost Sex.)
Fandoms you can find here:
Transformers Bayverse
Transformers IDW
Transformers G1
KOFI <- (For Tips and Commissions!)
MASTERLIST
Angst Writing Blog (LemonOrangeCandies)
Smut-ish Writing Blog (StrawberryOrangeCandies)
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Commission Info
COMMISSION STATUS: Open!
Commissions may take a while to write, please be patient with me.
(Aka, they could take up to two or three weeks to finish, depending on how many things are requested by said client, how many requests I've taken before yours, and my personal life. I will get to them though, I promise.
I will likely inform you of how many requests I've taken before yours so you can have a general idea for how long it'll be until yours is completed.
If I haven't responded to yours in about three or so weeks, make sure to check in on here, I tend to leave updates on Tumblr if things go awry... Like that one time I got locked out of Kofi.. Things happen, I'll try to post on here something does.)
I WRITE:
I write for:
Transformers Bayverse
Transformers IDW
Transformers G1
Genre:
Fluff (Lovey-dovey mushy stuff, The best way I can explain it is: Stories with 'Good Feels' in them.)
Domestic (Pampering, Personal Attention, Super Fluff, Settling Down.)
Comedy (Humorous Antics and Jokes.)
Raunchy (Language, Sexual Jokes, Rude Humor.)
Hurt / Comfort (The best way I can explain it is: When someone is in a bad mood and gets comforted in some way.)
Mild Angst (Verbal Altercations, Physical Altercations, Aftermathes of Extreme Violence, Brief Triggering Topics such as PTSD.)
Mild NSFW (Suggestive Material, Making Out, Almost Sex.)
Writing Content:
Transformers x (Human) Reader Insert Content, General Stories and Headcanons about The Transformers and their overall Universe. I'm also willing to help you create a Transformers OC (Human or Bot) if you'd like.
Writing POV:
Second-Person.
I will NOT write:
Shipping Content
Full on NSFW Content
Intense Angst
Trauma Dumping Content (I view it as lazy writing, I won't do it.)
And anything I find Uncomfortable or Unsavory
ORDER OPTIONS:
đ Mini Headcanons: 1$ (3 detailed Headcanons on a single character, AKA, 3 paragraphs worth. It's 1$ extra for each character added (not including a Reader Insert, that's included for free), such as if it's about a relationship (such as friendship between two bots or a polycule with several bots involved surrounding the Reader) or if it's about how they interact with one another under certain circumstances.)
𩷠Headcanons: 3$ (6 detailed Headcanons on a single character, AKA, 6 paragraphs worth. It's 1$ extra for each character added (not including a Reader Insert, that's included for free), such as if it's about a relationship (such as friendship between two bots or a polycule with several bots involved surrounding the Reader) or if it's about how they interact with one another under certain circumstances.)
đ Medium Length Drabble: 4$ (If you want more than one character directly involved (not just there for a sentence or two), that would be another 1$ per character because it can get pretty tricky depending on the rivalry between bots and the relationship they have with each other and you.)
𩷠Short Oneshot: $4 (You can have up to 2 bots directly involved in the story (not just there for a sentence or two) before I start charging 1$ extra per character.)
đ Medium Oneshot: 5$ (You can have up to 3 bots directly involved in the story (not just there for a sentence or two) before I start charging 1$ extra per character.)
𩷠Long Oneshot: 7$ (You can have up to 4 bots directly involved in the story (not just there for a sentence or two) before I start charging 1$ extra per character.)
đ Extra Long Oneshot: 9$ (Normally 8$, but 1$ extra for time. You can have up to 5 bots directly involved in the story (not just there for a sentence or two) before I start charging a dollar extra per character.)
ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS:
You can message me via Tumblr or at Kofi checkout with order details.
When you send in the order, I'll usually message you and either confirm or deny your request and most likely ask for a few more details, unless you're super specific in the order. If you end up not liking your story, headcanons, ect, I'm willing to rewrite it for free or refund you most of your money. (Minus like a dollar or two for my time out of fairness, writing is hard sometimes.)
When you order, please have any details I need already listed, such as what gender you want the reader insert to have (If that's what you request.) or what exact things you're wanting to take place in said story or headcanons, such as situations and relationship dynamics... Or don't specify and see what I come up with, that's always fun! :)
PAYMENT METHODS:
â¤ď¸ Kofi <- (For Tips and Commissions!)
Orange's tools (Things I made to make my life easier):
đ Palate Cleanser
⨠Other words for Say
đ Other words for Look
⨠Other words for Walk
đ Other words for Movement
⨠Nature Break! (ASMR Nature Sounds)
đ Soothing Collages
⨠(ROTB) Mirage Collage
đ Derik
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When it comes to holidays, Powerjoe is a decoration fanatic, he'll have the place decked ('Deckerd' out, HA!) out even for small events like St. Patrick's Day, but when it comes to Halloween..? That's his most favorite one to decorate for! He has all the works out and strung about, from hanging bats and little plastic spiders wrapped in web bundles that are triggered by doorknobs to jumpscare the ever living hell out of the commissioner, to more tasteful displays like bales of fake hay with pumpkins on top so as to not cause anyone to have allergies and giant, fake inflatable pumpkins with goofy faces... I mean the man really, genuinely decks his shit out, the bigger the better is practically his motto!
Not to mention, he loves making little mazes out of various objects for the kiddies to run through and reap absolute havoc in, you know, like little reward areas for smashing pumpkins and spraying silly string everywhere and stuff like that (He's such a 'fun uncle' guy). That technically counts as decorations.. right? Both the maze and the 'abstract art' the kids make using pumpkin guts and colorful foam. He thinks so, at least.
His favorite part of Halloween? It's the decorations hands down. He could care less about anything else.. other than spending time with you, his beautiful, wonderful partner, of course, OTHERWISE nothing else really piques his interest. In his opinion, they're the coolest and most fun to tinker with.. not to mention he likes people's either frightened or charmed reactions to them, it makes him feel a touch of pride when he gets compliments on them. Sometimes he even makes them himself by hand.. though that's understandably exceedingly rare and usually is only ever done if you bring up the fact that you want to do them. He'll totally make some paper cobwebs with you if you want.. though his are a bit lopsided, but that's okay, that gives them character.
His second favorite thing about Halloween is the movies, not the scary slasher films, but the kid shows like 'the scary godmother' which is his favorite EVER or Casper the friendly ghost. They just warm his mechanical heart with all the friendship and nostalgia that he wasn't even there to see, but he feels it nevertheless because he can (đĽPlacebo effect). They're feel good films to him, and they cheer him up when he's feeling down, he often watches them even well after Halloween just to have a pick-me-up self care day. It makes the world seem like not so much as a shit show, you know?
Dear God, please don't make him dress up for Halloween, please give him some semblance of pride. And if you do, make sure it's something cool, like a ninja or a pirate! Don't give him some frilly, stupid victorian outfit to match a 'vampire vibe', he wants cool, damn it! COOL! Like hooks and chains and awesome weapons to play fight with!
No. You're not getting all that candy.... because you're sharing it with him! He drove you to get the candy, by society laws he gets a piece or two! Damn! Don't be greedy! He really only wants some just to indulge with you and taste what you're eating, it makes him feel closer to you.. But he will stop you if you eat too much, he doesn't want you to get sick. Honestly, he's really not that big a fan of sweets, but the sweets he does eat most always have something either dark chocolate related in them or they're cherry flavored, and yes, he does in fact enjoy the fake-ass cough syrup cherry things too. He'll bicker with you about it, don't hate on his cherry yummies.
He does not fuck with Jolly Ranchers though, he hates them, he wishes they'd disappear forever. Anytime he sees one, he grimaces and gets mildly annoyed simply by their presence. He tried one once and had such high hopes for it, he had heard such good things, only for it to taste like how radiation sludge smells. It's abysmal, in his opinion, this is how villains are born, he claims.
He has many Halloween plans just for the two of you, the kids actually helped him plan it (mostly the girls, because the boys' ones were nonsensical and insanely extreme, like trying to summon a ghost, and he doesn't want that karma... But he did keep one they offered, which was a water gun fight, which, of course, he'll be crediting them fully for lest he be egged.) He's totally going to take you to a movie, complete with all the snacks you could possibly dream of, then he's gonna take you to TP the chief's tree outside of his office, then he's gonna grill out with you.. After that? Well, then there's the water gun fight, of course!
He was planning on helping the kids trick or treat, THEN taking you out to do all those lovely things, but then everyone volunteered the commissioner against his will to do it, and since he thought it was super funny, he didn't argue.
As for autumn... it's alright. The leaves flying up everywhere and getting stuck in his grill and windshield wipers really annoys the hell out of him, but otherwise? It's kind of pretty, he guesses.. it's not as pretty as winter with all its pretty icicles everywhere and the rolling snowy hills, or his gorgeous partner (Ahem, you), but whatever.
He does not like pumpkin spice anything whatsoever. It smells far too strongly, he likes hints of scents, HINTS, not blinding smells that stays in your nose for like thirty minutes after you take a single whiff.
He finds amusement in the shape of pumpkins, he thinks they look goofy, and they make him smile every time he sees one. Especially if they have carved faces, he could sit there and laugh at them for hours.
He'd love to go through a corn maze with you, but he might insist on carrying you because of the high potential of there being snakes and other possible dangers in there (In his smaller body, of course, he wouldn't want to cheat and see the end).
He has this theory that the government is breeding more skunks to eat pests from farms because he's seen such an increase in their population, but really autumn is just when the youngsters are old enough to leave their parents, so they start to venture out. You've told him this, he believes you... but he still stays suspicious, just in case.
Dumpson thinks the whole 'Halloween' thing is quite entertaining, it's silly, everyone always looks goofy in their costumes, and he's not fooled by the fact it's really just an excuse to distract the kids and gorge yourself on sweets... Nevertheless, he takes part in the festivities anyhow.
His favorite part of the whole thing is the costumes, whether it be planning on matching with someone or planning exactly how to make them, he thrives off the challenge of having to use his big brain. Even a hardhead like him likes to use it every once in a while. He loves to make headbands the most though, they're easy, they're satisfying to make, and they look good on everyone. He usually makes them for humans rather than his fellow bots because.. well... he'd have to find special supplies for their and his giant heads, and quite frankly, that's just not as fun. But he especially adores making them for you! You have a plethora, mermaid / merman ones, crown ones, dessert based ones, nature-y ent ones, all sorts of them for all sorts of occasions!
He spoils you rotten with sweets the whole week up until after Halloween day. He was going to wait until Halloween and give it all to you at once, you know, like a giant payout... but he just couldn't resist. He makes you big, black mansion looking cakes with little yellow icing windows (He was going to do fondant, but he read that it tastes like trash, so he decided that icing would be good enough, even if it doesn't look as good as the fondant ones, at least he knows it'll taste wonderful.... hopefully), little Rice Krispy Treat mummies, and chocolate syrup decorated marshmallow ghosties, he even makes spooky chocolate bark with edible googly eyes on it. And you know what? He only burned the Rice Krispy Treats into charcoal once the whole time! He's getting better at his cooking skills, you should give him a smooch as a reward, he loves a good smooch on the cheek for a prize.
As for Halloween day, he'd love to take you for a little drive and maybe convince you to trick or treat just to see if you can get away with it as a grown ass adult... he bets you can. He's wagering with the guys that you'll manage it, go ahead, make his day! After all that though? How about you two go to a lookout and just enjoy the day, maybe bring some snacks and watch a movie on a laptop while relishing in the crisp fall air while it lasts before the harsh chill of winter takes hold? That sounds like a perfect day to him, personally.
Autumn is beautiful, yes, but the fact the leaves die and all the pretty flowers that make him sneeze hellaciously are gone saddens him, even if their pollen does get on his nerves and overwhelm his sniffer sensors, he still enjoyed and, quite frankly, cherished the option of sniffing one and smelling the sweet scents if he wanted to. But even though the flowers are gone, he still manages to find the good in it all, like how pretty the leaves are now and how necessary a process all the seasons are to nurish the world and continue the cycle of life... The only reason he knows that is because Shadowmaru forced the information onto them during a 'manditory' meeting, but nevertheless, even though it aggravated the shit of him, he does appreciate the smaller things now because of it, so he's thankful.. He's not going to tell him that, though.
He makes sure you always wear a jacket and a scarf or at least take them with you if you go out and it's warm, you never know when it might drop a degree. Is he overprotective? Sure. But he'll be damned if you get a drippy nose under his watch.
If you knitted or crocheted him a scarf to match yours, he'd wear it like a badge of honor, and he'd be eternally grateful. (All the other bots will be sooo jealous, and some will even beg like whiny pups for one too. Dumpson will not be pleased with their behaviour.)
He does try to make soup for you to warm you up (Even though it's really not that cold, he's just getting in some practice before the coming winter), and unsurprisingly, he does manage to burn it a bit. Luckily for you both, it just heightened the flavors rather than actually adding a burnt taste. His culinary skills still have a ways to go, but he's getting pretty good, in your opinion! You're looking forward to the nice stew he has planned tomorrow.
He likes to pick particularly yellow or red leaves from trees and give them to you as a little gift for you to dry and keep forever, it brings him great joy to be able to forage for little things for you to keep like lovely treasures, it makes him feel special.
He also has a tendency to pick up unusually perfect acorns and grow trees out of them. He takes care of them until the next spring where he plants them in places they're needed, like burnt down forests and parks. He claims, 'I just think they deserve a chance at life', but really he just has an untamed maternal instinct. God forbid he finds a kitten anywhere, he'll never give it up, if he finds one, it's his now.
If you offer to cuddle with him and watch movies because you're 'cold' and need your 'big, strong, warm man' to ease the chill in your 'tiny, pitifully cold body', he'll melt like butter and stay with you all day (If he can, but he'll riot if duty calls, he'll bitch the whole way to whatever mission there is and all the way back until he's back in your embrace).
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It's still may.. which means this is my mermay contribution...!!!
>>>> FISH GAME!! <<<<
! Important note for customised fish: the head of the fish is to the RIGHT. so to make a fish that swims normally the head of what you are drawing must be towards RIGHT of the canvas!! For homies that cant distinguish left from right, right is that direction âĄď¸.
He's all about nicknames, he thinks it's one of the sweetest, most pure forms of affection imaginable. In fact, he uses so many, there's no way in hell they could all ever possibly be listed, especially considering he keeps thinking up more and more every month like clockwork. So instead, here's just a taste of what he has in his artillery to throw at you when you're least expecting it. Baby, Babydoll, Dolly, Sweetums, Sweetie Pie, Sweetie Cake (Because he felt 'Sweetie Pie' needed a buddy and he likes both desserts greatly), Love Locks, Baby Bunny, Honey Bunny, Honeydew, Cutie, and his most treasured one that he saves only for the most precious of moments, My Life.
PDA? Jazz isn't one to shy away from you just because you're in public, he'll always be by your side, no matter the circumstances. He'll even make out with you if he good and damn pleases, he doesn't give a flying fuck about the "Ews" and annoyed "Ughs" of his fellow teammate, he loves you, and he's gonna make it known.
"They're just jealous that they don't have ya', sweetums."
And you know? He may very well be right. Even the gruffest of bots wouldn't mind a smoochin' every once in a blue moon.
As for the ways he expresses love the most, he's definitely an acts of service and physical touch type of guy, but he's also a big praiser, as well. He lets you know he's there for you every step of the way, no matter what trouble may unfold before you both by helping out with any projects you may have and holding your hand every step of the way all the while telling you just how incredible of a job you're doing. And if you're just feelin' down in the dumps and the only enemy you really have is your own fatigue and anxiety, he'll be sure to massage your back or scalp, giving you the full spa treatment until you feel refreshed and rejuvenated.. In truth, he loves making you feel relaxed and loved, it's one of his favorite pastimes.
Jazz isn't the biggest cuddle bot, but he adores it when he's in the mood! He usually doesn't wanna push you though, he always feels so weird and dorky randomly coming up to you and asking for attention, so you're most always, minus a handful of times, the one to initiate it. Pressing your palm against his leg or knee is all you need to do to get his attention, within an instant, he'll pluck you up and snuggle you against his chassis, that way he can feel truly close to you. However, if he does happen to initiate it, he usually does so not by words, not by subtle signaling, but by slowly inching closer and closer to you until his helm's practically in your lap, only then does he plop down and coil himself around you protectively like a dragon hoarding treasure. Even if he isn't in the mood for the whole snuggle shabang, he'll compromise by settling you in his lap so you can be close anyway. And of you're not in the mood, that's fine too! He'll just sit nearby as to not overwhelm or crowd you, but close enough to where he's there if you wanna talk about anything or engage with him. He'll even whip out his datapad and read up on some mission stuff or some new music industry drama so you don't feel pressured.
He doesn't really have a favorite snuggle position, so long as you're pressed at least semi-near his spark in some way, he's fine. But if you choose one where you're not, he'll riot by pulling you against it with a huff before whining on and on all theatrical like about it.
"What? You're givin' me the cold shoulder now, baby? And I thought we were inseparable; shows what I know. -Short, exasperated sigh- Gotta be careful with hotties like you, stealin' hearts only to throw them out later... Such woe for a poor, old bot like me... so charming and handsome.. and talented.. who loves so VERY deeply... Gonna get my spark broke by a maneater. -Tisk- What's even worse is that I'll probably like it."
Most of his downtime goes towards helping out people around the base with things like chippin' in by carrying some random stuff for someone or tinkering with electronics, but more often than not, his time goes towards basic repair stuff, like fixing a broken gun trigger or buffing out a dent that someone accidentally slammed into a console during a scuffle. However, when he can, he dedicates the other half to you, even if he does have to read up on some 'super secret spy files' while he does so. Actually? That's just fine with him, he's a great multitasker, and he's found that he retains more and can focus better with you by his side, anyway. But on a normal evening with no business whatsoever, he always has a few ideas as for what to do, like a movie night cuddle sesh or a night on the town just seein' the sights, but if you have an idea you'd like to throw in there, he's more than willing to try anything as long as you're by his side. But he must say... he does love a good drive with you tucked all nice and snug in his backseat stargazin' through his windows, you look so beautiful in the starlight. And if neither of you have much time and have things you have to do while you hang out, that's perfectly manageable in his opinion! He'll snuggle up right next to you, holding you close to him as you two work on whatever it is you're both up to.
Little tokens of affection for Jazz are some of the sweetest things in the entire world, the man's made of sugar and clouds wrapped in a tough metaly armor. Like if he notices you're tired and feeling rough around the edges lately, he'll go out of his way to either give you an entire spa day (or at least for as long as he can before he's called to help with something) complete with scalp, back and foot massage, plus anywhere you're sore at, a nice, bubbly bath with your favorite scents, accessories, and flower petals, a warmed towel to dry you off with, and a nice toasty cuddle. Or he'll do something fun and personal that you absolutely adore doing, whatever it is, no matter how strange, he'll do it. Any weird hobby, any oddly specific location you like to go to occasionally, or any activity you've been wanting to do is up for grabs whenever you feel upset. He also loves to make a nice, pipin' hot cups of tea for you constantly, he loves the fact herbal teas are healthy, but also delicious, it makes him feel useful both towards your actual physical health and your happiness.
If he ever gets fussy or mad at you, it will be the most blatant thing ever imaginable because he's a huge fan of 'the silent treatment'. If you come to talk to him, he won't look away from you or pretend like you aren't there like some other bots would, he won't even try to run away from you or yell at you, he'll just simply sit there silently with his arms crossed, staring at you unamusedly, listening to whatever it is you're yammering on about because at the end of the day, he's still endlessly devoted to you and respects you enough to listen (and is genuinely curious to know what you're saying, if he's being honest). If he's mad because it's something you did, all you really have to do is sincerely apologize and he'll be your lapbot once again. But if it had nothing to do with you, all you gotta do is reassure him and give him a nice shoulder rub, he'll melt like chocolate in 100 degree heat in your hands, he'll be back to his nonchalant, sugary sweet self in no time! But if he did something wrong to make you mad, he always realizes immediately afterward and will profusely apologize for up to days after (sometimes even weeks). Of course, you always forgive him practically right away, he's just too loving to ever be truly livid with for long, but he stays mad at himself for weeks (sometimes up to months, it depends on what kind of stupid thing he said to piss you off.. Which is always what he does, by the way, he's bad about taking a joke slightly too far, but he's gotten better about it). If you're mad for no reason, then he'll just pepper your face with kisses and nuzzle his cheek and nose against you until you're forced to fall for his charm and feel better. It's a tale old as time and works every time.
Jazz just isn't very jealous, you would think he is, but he isn't. He's confident about the strength of your bond and how unwavering your love is for each other.
Being protective, however, is a whole different story entirely. Jazz isn't possessive, that just isn't really his style, you can do whatever you please so long as you're happy and still his, he trusts you... But other people..? He doesn't trust them. If people are in a room with you he remains vigilant, wary of their movements and words towards you or about you. Some bots he doesn't worry about, the obvious ones like Optimus, Ironhide, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Cliffjumper.. But everyone else? Nah. They can piss off.
You're sad? ...Why come? He'll sit there acting as a soothing anchor amidst the sea storm of your swirling emotions, gently cradling your form with his hand pressed flush against your back as he listens attentively to you speak. If someone caused it, don't worry, he'll handle it. And know that he doesn't need violence to do so, he'll talk about it with them like an adult.. then mildly threaten them just a bit, so subtly that someone that's not very keen might even miss it. If it was nothing in particular that caused your sadness, then he'll chipperly comfort you and tell you some good news he heard on the TV to maybe cheer you up a bit. If that doesn't work, then how about a nice drive with some tunes, hm? That always cheers him up.
Oh Primus, you're sick? He takes you straight to Ratchet and helps nurse you back to full health alongside him, you're healthy in no time. He does everything by the book, lots of fluids, warm, hearty soups, nice heated blankets, fluffing your pillow every once in a while, he's actually very attentive. He's not the most comfortable with these types of situations, it's obvious he's deeply concerned for you even after Ratchet made it more than clear that you're going to make a full recovery, but nevertheless, Jazz, ever the optimist, always makes sure to lighten the mood by doing something small that you wanna do that can be done in bed and cracking a few jokes here and there.
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@good-soupeth and anyone else longing for Barachiel content...
-Glances to the right, then to the left, before leaning in and whispering-
I have a post..
-Suspiciously slides a piece of paper containing details across the table-
..it was going to be short, but I've turned it into this huge thing (Of course, anyone that reads my stuff knows how I am by now), so it's gonna take a while. But I just want you to know that I've got plans.
BIG PLANS!
So no worries, there'll be more content for him soon enough!
I love stuff like this. Didnât a tribe in Africa send America some cows after 9/11? Like this is holy and the most valuable thing we have. We hear your suffering and want to do anything in our power to help
It was not a potato famine. The famine didnât happen because of the potato yeald failing. Ireland was actually producing more than enough food. However it was almost all land owned by Brittish landowners, who took all of the food out of the country to sell in UK. Potato was what the Irish farmers ate, because it was cheep and could be produced in worst parts of the land, where more profitable food couldnât be grown. When there were no longer potatos, the decision for the farmers was to either starve and sent the food as rent to the landlords or loose their homes and then starve.
The Brittish goverment was unwilling to do anything for two reasons. First was the laissez-faire capitalistic ideology, that put the rights of property owners to make profits above human lives. Rent freeze was unthinkable and they even were unwilling to do proper relief efforts as free food would lower the cost of food. The second reason was distain for the Irish, and the thought that they were âbreeding too muchâ and the famine was a natural way to trim down the population, aka genocidal reasoning.
This is why itâs important to stress it was not a potato famine. The potato blinght was all over Europe but only in Ireland there was a famine. The reasons behind it had nothing to do with potatos and everything to do with the Brittish.
Apparently what made Choctaw want to offer relief to Irish was the news about the Doolough Tragedy. Hundreds of starving people were gathered for inspection to verify they were entitled to recieve relief. The officials would for *some reason* not do that and instead left to a hunting lodge 19 kilometers away to spend the night and said to the starvqing people they would have to walk there by morning to be inspected. The weather conditions were terrible and many of them died completely needlessly during the walk thoroung day and night.
This apparently reminded the Choctaw of their own very recent (and much more explicit and bigger scale) experiences of ethnic clensing, where they were forcibly relocated. It was basically a death march and thousands of Choctaw died from the terrible conditions also completely needlessly.
In 2015 a memorial named Kindred Spirits was installed in Southern Ireland to commemorate the Chactow donation.
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