クソダサい 何も持たない 勇者でもいいんだ

hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?

Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

The Steve Irwin of Los Espookies

What IS it with tumblr users and “biting” I bet you people have never even bitten someone irl

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

An exclusive look into the workings of the mind of the average tumblr user

i love learning about other cultures' memes, especially like this

Guess just got fucking scammed thanks to the Optus data breach and ALL of my fucking savings got emptied and my cards frozen. Me. I am that guy. My bank will hopefully sort it out but said it’ll take up to 45 days before I hear if I get a cent back or not so in the meantime if anyone wants it, here’s a link to my paypal if anyone wants to generously buy me lunch.

New type of guy just dropped

The subtitles did not prepare me for what he was actually saying.

For those who might not be able to hear it for whatever reason, he’s pronouncing “success” as “suckees” and “pens” as “peens”

I want someone to see in me what the mp100 animators see in Riegan.

We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning