This is Muffin Time!

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

my fave part is that they’re at a coach fashion show

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

I guess I must have amazing taste because somehow everything that I like are things that I enjoy

You can be the prettiest shade of green in the world, but it'll never be enough for someone whose favorite color is blue.

you have a headache because you have powers

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes