Legend.

I paid 10.50 to watch this in theaters.

here’s a hot take… grapefruit is the most bastardous of all fruits. it tastes terrible, you cant go near it if you’re on certain medications, and they are aesthetically overhyped. now the humble raspberry, now thats a fruit worth talking about

THANK you

i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14 

so dying a warrior’s death means nothing to you?

he died

Insomnia is like being tired of being tired.

my life has gotten exponentially better since I abandoned the “I was once a kid in AP programs and now I’m a subpar to average adult like the rest of the rabble, boohoo, woe is me” mindset and wholeheartedly adopted the fact that I’m a big loud dumbass and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura

Linda, drunk off her head: my husband is a bitch i like him SO MUCH