the mamma mia cinematic universe

what the suez canal actually needs are 3-5 of those retired italian men to stand on the side of the canal and offer suggestions. i bet that’d get it unstuck

you ever just think back to the force awakens……. it was so good…… it was so Fun…….. there was so much Potential……………..

all wasted for a mediocre looking boot licking white dude

it’s been said many times and many ways but genuinely how do you get such a delightful cast of characters that all have such chemistry together and are such a delight, all of whom have SUCH potential for good character arcs & development, and just go eh who cares split em up focus on the greasy fascist with daddy issues

i think the beatles broke up bc they were all jealous ringo had a way cooler name

Ringo sounds like a kind of tapeworm

a tapeworm i would fuck

i posted this yesterday before i knew there was a fucking willy wonka prequel being made. see you all in therapy

"my child is fine" you sold her to one direction

its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

I love the yearly spotify wrapped embarrassment we all go through.. to witness the self reflected back upon you is always a humiliating experience

Elliot Page really woke up and said “time to become the world’s most famous he/they” and then he did it. legend.

mister putin your silence on the spn finale is deafening

In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.

Nobody knows

Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

you’re laughing. i told you i loved you against my better judgment, my family's expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance, and you’re laughing.