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rip percy jackson, you would’ve loved pissing thalia grace off by saying ‘it’s chewsday, innit?’ in just the fucking worst english accent

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked the void and he thinks you’re stupid

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thinking about how incredibly funny it is that canonically nobody actually clears up the baby bomb to gale, so while i’m sure he put two and two together ab katniss not being pregnant, there’s still a good chance he goes through the rest of his life suspecting everlark slept together before the quell. hijacked!peeta bringing up the nights on the train in front of him doesn’t exactly help their case💀

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating