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kinda nervous about something. don’t know what it is yet

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions