collateral damage

we should come up with additions with increasingly more specific animals for increasingly more specific situations

“homosexuality is extremely rare in orc society” is the fakest statement ive ever heard by a long shot

yeah its fake because orcs dont exist

wrong. i made sweet gay love to an orc last night behind the 711

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)