When you’re somehow roped into a discussion in a public setting about Love Languages and then someone utters the words Acts of Service and you’re transported instantaneously to the Perv Zone, like with wavy lines and sparkles like on an 80s sitcom, but you have to maintain some semblance of normalcy so you say “Oh, what’s that one?” and someone explains it’s, like, yard work or cleaning the gutters and you say, “oh I see,” while being tortured by visions of kinky bondage pornography and the dissertation level of hours you have devoted to deciding which powerful, violent, uncompromising fictional men most want to be told they’ve been good.

I’ve never seen fusion taiko before; that was amazing. And the fact that they were drumming and also dancing 40s Charleston at the same time was incredible.

That “AH PERROOOO” you can hear in the beginning means they have fully accepted him into the band btw.

Kings

Retail worker dream uniform

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury

i never stop laughing at this fucking post

Sometimes I think about lesbian icon renée vivien lauging so hard she had to leave a lecture bc the man was talking about how a book of anonymously published love poetry was the pinnacle depiction of a young man’s desire towards women…… but it was her book. She wrote it. About her girlfriend.

She IS and I’m obsessed with this image but how could you leave out that the one on the right is the girlfriend in question

I figured it was obvious from the gaze

The gays gaze

The Female Gayz

I still think that we need an emote where our guardian just flops onto the ground and stays there until you cancel it