Just Another Dog & Pony Show

A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres..

tny bby tries its best

a good artist knows where to draw the line

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

russia

how did we win the cold war

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT!

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.