Quiet humans are not defective. Loud humans are not defective. Unless there is a significant change, assume your human is operating at normal levels.

Human words do not mean the same thing all the time. Look up the study of human tone if you want to always know what your human means.

Human females will smell of blood each month. If this changes, ask your human in private if something happened.

Human males often do not know how loud they are. Asking them to lower their voice is not offensive.

Human cultures vary greatly and various cultures have conflicting beliefs. Most humans will not be offended if you cannot keep up with this.

Humans do not share a hive mind but do have several musical triggers that activate a human chorus. These triggers transcend most cultural and language barriers.

All Stabby units come with a human locator setting. Use liberally.

Ask for a detailed explanation before agreeing to join a human on any non work activity.

Be aware of human hobbies and skills. Humans enjoy company and will likely teach you whatever they know. It is also beneficial to know what your human may do should they get bored.

Do not be too concerned over what humans ingest, so long as they do so willingly and with the full knowledge of what they are ingesting.

Unless you hear a human say something along the lines of ‘I hope this works’ or ‘here goes nothing’, assume they have a working knowledge at the attempted task.

all that’s said in the low light (167708 words) by headlocket Chapters: 15/15 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: John “Soap” MacTavish/Simon “Ghost” Riley Characters: John “Soap” MacTavish, Simon “Ghost” Riley, John “Soap” MacTavish’s Family, John Price (Call of Duty), Kyle “Gaz” Garrick, Original Characters Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Major Character Injury, Physical Disability, Chronic Pain, Hurt John “Soap” MacTavish, Romance, Eventual Romance, Pining, Suicidal Thoughts, Family Feels, Recovery, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, John “Soap” MacTavish-centric, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Aggressively Scottish, Funded by Dubious Google Searches, Calculated Heartbreak, Probable Cause for Future Smut, Dissociation, Way Too Many Feelings, Hopeless Idiots in Love, Brought To You By The Romantic Stylings of Simon “I Love Kentucky” Riley, And His Partner John “I’m Fucked” MacTavish, Medical Inaccuracies Ahoy, 9/10 Readers Said They Cried, 0/10 Doctors Recommend, Excessive Swearing as a Love Language, Surprisingly Well-Adjusted Ghost?, More Likely Than You Think…, Christmas, Past Abuse, Past Drug Use, The Inherent Depression of Being a Soldier In Love, Big Boys Angst, Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, AleRudy Cameo, Illustrated, This is a love story Series: Part 1 of silver and gold Summary:

He wades in it now, eyes still open, fixed on the speckled ceiling, begging himself not to crave bomb blasts and artillery fire in his childhood bedroom. Although…there might be something beautiful about it all, Johnny supposes, those noises in the thick. The gasps in between discharge that say: I’m here, I’m a part of this song too.

Shower day :3