we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

{ID - Grandpa from the Simpsons, talking to a group of kids END ID}

Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.

your cat was an honor to see in the window

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

This is the most American post I have ever seen

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE PUTTING OFF IMPORTANT TASKS AND LETTING THEM HAUNT ME

Unofficial Autism Post

never forget your number one audience is yourself. if you're not having fun, then what's the point?

one Leverage detail that i think is overlooked is that Hardison canonically attends the Oscars every year since he was 15. and in the flashback, he’s clearly in the very front row when he’s applauding as Halle Berry wins Best Actress (which would’ve been 2002, when she became the first Black woman to win the Academy Award for Best Actress). it even seems like he actually talked to Halle Berry since he says "I told you this was your night" while applauding. so basically he’s had a front row seat at the Oscars since age 15 and mingled with stars and evidently has never been caught, and it’s only briefly mentioned once as a throwaway joke. he’s that good and he’s been that good since he was literally a teenager. his side quests are legendary. and now i desperately need to see him bring some of the team to the Oscars as his plus-ones.

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.