What's Even Going On Here

For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in.

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch

College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response

It’s good practice to distrust business students

Stop demonizing goats. They’re fine not cursed not evil just big horned. They dont do much and they certainly are NOT summonable.

And also holding out food.

Or things that aren’t food but that they think are, because goats.

I have personally summoned several goats in my lifetime and let me tell you banishing them is way more difficult. 

Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.” okay working class hero!

Why is there so much cotton in this- oh….

hey all my peeps from northern climates you know how sometimes ya look outside and it just like has this Look and you just Know it’s cold out like there’s no obvious signs no ice no snow you just KNOW it’s cold because you’ve lived here long enough that u look at the sky and you’re like ‘it’s cold’ how fucked up is that

you know it’s REALLY COLD when there are no clouds at all and it’s painfully bright but nothing is moving and the sunlight is the color of electrum. that’s when it’s the kind of cold you can physically feel in your lungs if you go outside.

this post is making straight cis white ppl angry keep reblogging it

I love how wolves & humans - so disparately sized - looked at each other and said, ‘Huh. That looks friend-shaped.’

REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS

Same thing for bisexual people in m/f relationships that people call straight.