God 1st, Me Second

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

$0

someone let a truffle hog into the club and it went straight for the dj

dj was a mushrooms 🤦‍♀️

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

Coins AND a friend? He should be grateful

Happy pride month to him

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

A shameful mistake!

I always liked that the Triceratops Zord had tank treads instead of legs.

Lets them nyoom real fast! :D

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.