Welcome to the Wasteland

Hazy nostalgic flashback montage but instead of a dead wife it’s a defunct kebab shop

I hate how it's always "stop letting your teenagers drink energy drinks!!!" And never "stop letting energy drink companies put dangerous amounts of caffeine into their drinks and stop letting them market to teenagers" or "stop forcing teenagers to be at constant sleep deficits because of early wake ups and absurd homework and stress loads" but hey who cares why not blame the literal child for trying to stay awake enough to match the absurd expectations y'all have for us now

the beautiful thing about turning 30 is when you see a stupid post online you dont have to immediately post about it. you can just say 'wait im 30 i dont have to care about this' and go do something else instead. you just cant do that in your 20s

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

You like hurt/comfort because you like the idea that someone will comfort you when you are in pain.

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

happy pride month to this post specifically