fucko

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

I just noticed that September is spelled wrong

it’s the 17th of august

happy 17th of august

LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you

a computer mouse is the computer's hand and you are holding hands when you scroll on the internet

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[ID: A screenshot from petfinder, of an orange cat called The Soul That Lingers In The Pumpkin Patch. end ID]

all melee combat is frotting. all ranged combat is cum shots. all psychological warfare is hypno. wanted to reiterate that fighting with swords and polearms and fists is just frotting

what about mounted combat

petplay 👍