frigid furiosity

Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

“Who do you think will continue this place, this life? Do you plan to live forever? It is in them that our future lies, it is in Ivy and Lucius that this way of life will continue. Yes I have risked, I hope I am always able to risk everything for the just and right cause. If we did not make this decision, we could never again call ourselves innocent, and that in the end is what we have protected here, innocence! That I’m not ready to give up.” The Village (2004) dir. M. Night Shyamalan

So sorry to become someone who steals tweets but this is so funny

Book 5: The Last Battle (volume 1), The Last Battle (volume 2)

The jokes write themselves