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Me: Really wants a romantic relationship

Me: Never develops strong feelings for anyone

Me:

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you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection? I have same instinct with my take out food

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how sexy do you even have to be, to be too sexy for your shirt

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Teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time*

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When you’re introverted as fuck, and your friend drags you to a party and then leaves you by yourself

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‘Im gonna need to see some ID sir’

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everyone deserves to know someone who makes them go “!!!!!!!!!!!!” inside

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This really confirms everything I’ve ever suspected about pigeons.

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Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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It is not dumb it is making beautiful music

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when u call for ur dog n u hear the lil pap pap pap of their feet as they come to u

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IT’S SO HECKING CUTE YES

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